
Today is Sunday 12th October and the sun is shining in an eggshell-blue sky. I ought to have been up early and perhaps have sallied forth into the breeze of the morning and taken in some exercise. I ought to have cleaned my flat, or done my ironing, or written some words, or learned some Spanish – but instead, I have been moping around my apartment staring out of the streaked windows (which I ought to have cleaned), drinking milk. The reason for this languid state of affairs is because I drank too much alcohol yesterday. What started as a sensible cup of tea in Lee Rosy's, soon rolled into a hogshead of wine and a cask of beer in several of our local hostelries. We did at least manage to eat something in a Greek restaurant (the one which we didn't think existed), but apart from that the day was convincingly unwholesome.
Tomorrow is Monday 13th October. I shall call it 'Skilful Monday' and if I catch myself doing anything in the slightest that doesn't adhere to that premise, I shall ask someone to give me what the Spanish call a bofetada (as distinct from a palmada) which is a strong slap in the face. Form an orderly queue, please.
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