Bling

I have some new bling. Today I had a new crown fitted to a tooth and it's gold. I feel I don't have the face for it - I'm not really menacing enough, or mysterious enough, and definitely not macho enough. Still, I like it.

The image next to this post is not bling; it's my racing dinghy which is called Purple Turtle. That's me standing next to it.

It is forbidden to laugh at my legs!